One Happy Dog
So!! I have a bunch of stickers with my pixel spider design and I want to give them away! I’ve never done a give away before… I’d better set some rules!
- Reblog or like to enter!
- Reblog as many times as you like I guess but you don’t want to go spamming your follower’s dashes!!
- You don’t have to follow me but hey I’ll probably be doing more stuff like this so…! just sayin’!
- I’m willing to post them worldwide! You’ll have to be comfortable with giving me your address too.
- Oh and make sure your ask box is open so I can tell you if you’ve won!
I’ll use a random number generator to choose the winners!
I think that’s it! I’ll end the give away this time next month? That seems fair.
Good luck!!!!
The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
Witness: "I only have one, you know."
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Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
Witness: "By death."
Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
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Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
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Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "July 15th."
Lawyer: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year."
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Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."
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Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness: "Er...his face."
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Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
Witness: "I forget."
Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"
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Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
Witness: "Forty-five years."
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Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
Witness: "My name is Susan."
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Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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Lawyer: "What happened then?"
Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
Witness: "No."
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Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
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Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
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Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"
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Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
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Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
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Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"
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Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
Witness: "That's me."
Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"
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Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"
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Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"
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Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
Witness: "None."
Lawyer: "Were there girls?"
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Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
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Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"
Witness: "Borofkin."
Lawyer: "What's his first name?"
Witness: "I can't remember."
Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"
Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"
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Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
Witness: "No."
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Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
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Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
Witness: "Yes sir."
Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"
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Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
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Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"
Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."
Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"
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Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
Witness: "I could see his head."
Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
Witness: "Just above his shoulders."
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Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
Witness: "The victim lived."
HUGE GIVEAWAY!
If you win, you will recieve:
All of the pokemon figures shown- none are damaged and mewtwo is slightly white.
1 game of your choice. All include booklets and games are not damaged in any way. You will recieve on this game: One shiny starter of your choice (level 5) and also one shiny pokemon of your choice (level 100).
You will get Pokemon Link and Pokemon Dash also with these games- same description as above)
A full eevee family. Brand-new. Includes: Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, Umbreon, Leafeon and Glaceon.
A Starly plush. This calls when wing is pressed.
A Buneary plush. This calls when its ear is pressed.
A Pachirisu plush. This calls when its tail is pressed.
A Charmander plush.
A Jigglypuff plush.
A Pokemon Black and White Walkthrough Guide. This is new.
I post free to anywhere.
PLEASE NOTE: You do not have to be following me however I will enter your name another time if you are following me. You can reblog this post as many times as you like. Likes do not count and I will post the winner on the 26th of May.
Good Luck!
oh my god earlier i was cleaning and found a bag of blankets and pillows and giant fluffy stuffed animals and i was like fuck yes so i threw them all up into my bed
and i just climbed up to go to sleep like totally exhausted and i lay down and i hear this satanic fucking…
Judging by his appearances I thought he’d give me the power to summon a jigglypuff or something. Guess not.
i keep looking at cheren’s bw2 image and feeling like he looks like he’s about to perform a really tsundere strip tease
like idk maybe it’s just his face but he’s like
are you ready for this
it’s not like i’m about to give you the time of your life for your sake or anything baka
Eridan tells a tale of love and loss. Please enjoy, my friends.
Audio: http://veggieblt.tumblr.com/post/20200733302/for-those-of-you-who-missed-me-on-omegle-i-have
EDIT: HOLY SHIT. 800 NOTES!??! I really don’t know what to say!! Thank you all so much!! <3 This is only my second ever full flash animation, and it took 3 days to finish, so I really didn’t think it would blow up like this! (I even ran into someone on Omegle the other day who had seen it already!) I really appreciate every single one of you, I mean it. All this motivates me to keep animating so much more!! Look forward to the next one, it stars Aradia & Sollux, and it’s got a lot more detail and care put into it. There’s backgrounds and shit. Yes. So, one more time THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH. <3 I LOVE YOU.
